Friday, October 21, 2011

Kim Kardashian Divorce


Basically everyone at the offices of Star and Life and Style are hoping to win their office pool on how long we will have to wait for the Stunt Queen divorce. Both mags are covering Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ eventual split.

Star claims that Kim is meeting with a divorce lawyer. Please. If she were, Kris Jenner would be in charge of one of those inflatable blow up dancers used car dealerships employ. Gurl would be dragging it outside of the attorney’s office while calling every pap within a 10 mile radius. The report also adds that she caught him with 2 other women. I’d be surprised if he could count to 2 and Kim has been terrorizing Dubai with Mama Jenner, so they are currently in different countries.

Life and Style states that “Kim’s ring is off” on the cover just under their split allegation. Too bad that gigantic McChicken sandwich sized rock of hers hasn’t left her hand. (Photos below.)

Kim is a seasoned famewhore. If there was a split on the horizon she wouldn’t be wearing that ring while giving coy looks to every camera shoved in her face as she gave some crafted response neither confirming or denying a break up.

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